Bernie Ecclestoned@sh.itjust.works to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoTrump, Under Oath, Says He Averted ‘Nuclear Holocaust’www.nytimes.comexternal-linkmessage-square81fedilinkarrow-up1431arrow-down120
arrow-up1411arrow-down1external-linkTrump, Under Oath, Says He Averted ‘Nuclear Holocaust’www.nytimes.comBernie Ecclestoned@sh.itjust.works to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square81fedilink
minus-squareTar_alcaran@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up59·1 year agoTrump narrowly averted a nuclear holocaust… by forgetting how the Football works.
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 year agoThey haven’t given him the football. It’s just a briefcase with an Arduino and some LEDs in it.
minus-squarethemeatbridge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 year agoThe internetfootball doesn’t weigh anything, JenMr. President.
minus-squareR0cket_M00se@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoWe forgot to tell her about the internet!
Trump narrowly averted a nuclear holocaust… by forgetting how the Football works.
They haven’t given him the football. It’s just a briefcase with an Arduino and some LEDs in it.
The
internetfootball doesn’t weigh anything,JenMr. President.We forgot to tell her about the internet!