Sofia “Buff Girlfriend” @sofiabuffgf

Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it’s transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.

  • EatATaco@lemm.ee
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    6 months ago

    I can control it. However, the indignity of pooping like a savage without a bidet is far preferable to the discomfort of flexing my sphincter all day.

    I wish I was like my wife who just wakes up and poops right away. But alas I don’t get going until after my second cup of coffee.