• FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today
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    6 months ago

    After about a week they make the lowest tiered manager start pulling with the horse for an extra 30c and then that manager quits and eventually the company realizes infinite growth is no longer possible so they sell out to another company.

  • TheRealKuni@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Nah, that obvious solution is equally corporate. I cannot tell you how often I’ve had to pull out this question in meetings with software management:

    “It takes a combined orchestra and chorus of 120 people 70 minutes to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony. If we double the number of performers, how long will it take?”

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      6 months ago

      The funny thing about the “obvious solution” is the whip. Either option is bad.

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        6 months ago

        But the whip isnt part of either solution. The Problem has also a whip. Or are you arguing, that without the whip they wont be stuck in the mud?

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      6 months ago

      Must is an asshole, but keeps giving us these gold nougats until our morale improves 😂