Ah that’s a good place to keep my track point style pointing device
They’re great with Unix socks!
Touch the little red button

Can’t find the goddamn thing
You may have an older model
It’s an '82 model but still in great condition other than some occasional startup issues.
Have you tried removing the hair and other debris?
I have sex with large vehicles on camera for money. It’s called onlyvans. You CDL?
Sorry. Only got that class D.
Have you listened to CDs?
Oh you meant Compact Disc Listening…
Yes, I have, but the hole was tiny and had sharp edges.
TrackPoint?
Nah, thats the ThinkClit™
I had to support ThinkPads at one time. The tech team used to call them nipples.
Centrally Located Input Tool
There’s an XKCD for that.
Even better name for that red nubbin, since it’s right next the G, my brother lovingly refers to it as the laptops g-spot
Available in sizes XL & XXL ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Guess the keyboard makes sense now.
Thinkpadded for comfort.
Are these good for tuxking?
maybe but not for tucking since they are way too thin. You’d need to pair that with a gaffe.
Will it accept my old PCMCIA?
So this is what they meant when they say smarty pant[ie]s
I thought the ThinkPad was what you put into them to catch leakage













