The wife and I are struggling for names and we’re running out of time. No idea what we’re having. Throw some names out there…
This seems more appropriate to ask the ouija board community not asklemmy.
There’s an AskOuija community on here too!? Joined!
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Porald
Hinchcliffe
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Weird to name your kid *******
how did you do that ??
Please just make sure not to go too crazy with “unique” names or unusual spelling of a name. It causes a lot of issues and inconvenience for the offspring later in life. Saying this as someone who has a common name but spelled in an unconventional way… it’s such a headache, and a whole lot of “we can’t locate your file” because someone wasn’t listening to me when I spelled out my first name.
there are >600 Jaydens, Jaeden, Gaeden…
Have we as a society not yet learned our lesson to not let the internet name things?
Because if we haven’t, my submission for your consideration is Baby McBabyface.
Alternatives for if you have more kids:
- Kiddy McKidface
- Sonny McSonface
- Daughtery McDaughterface
- Progenency McProgenencyface
- Kyle
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Stump Junkman
Bob Johnson
Gristle McThornbody
My personal list :
Jackmerius Tacktheratrix
Davoin Shower-Handel
Hingle McCringleberry
X-Wing @Aliciousness
Sequester Grundelplith M.D.
Scoish Velociraptor Maloishhttps://screenrant.com/key-peele-football-names-east-west-college-bowl/
Jimothy
Shaharazad
Daimler-Benz DB 605 35.7L V12 supercharged inverted inline engine
Been watching Mat Armstrong and that boat?
Edit: Actually I think his was from after the DB -> MB rename, so it’s a Mercedes-Benz MB 605 or whatever the exact number was. A pair of giant V12 diesels anyway.
Yeah I meant the gasoline powered engines used in the BF-109 and BF-110 lol.
Hence the inverted V12. They flipped the engine to make it easier to service on the ground.
Offspring 1.
In Turkish it’s kind of popular to do that. İlker for the first born boy
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Blessica

Okay that has to be a troll, right? I’m starting to have trouble telling some days…
Also post mentions similarity to Jessica Simpson, but not the alliteration? Blessica Blimpson
Her daughter would get her fathers last name probably so that doesn’t pass over but still weird
How about “Nine Ten”?
Seriously though, my firstborn got a rather specific name which was (and is) totally fine - it just set us up for some serious brain racking when it came time to come up with another name that wasn’t comparatively boring.
I’d suggest something that:
- you can spell when you hear it
- you can pronounce when you read it
- in all the languages that you care about
That narrows things down quite a bit, I’ve found. It also makes life so much easier for the kid bearing it.
Here are some baby names I’ve thought of but probably won’t use:
- Kareem
- Hayaat
- Zain/Zainab
- Reem
- Idris
- Ilyas
- Yazin
- Younus
- Safa
- Marwa
- Sadiq
- Talib
- Ja’far
your grandparents name, with a different letter.
We have thought about doing something like this











