The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 天前Beer garden readylemmy.worldimagemessage-square74linkfedilinkarrow-up1672arrow-down113
arrow-up1659arrow-down1imageBeer garden readylemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 天前message-square74linkfedilink
minus-squareSanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·16 天前Dude has never seen a hill in his life.
minus-squareLemmyoutofhere@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·16 天前He’s seen lots, just all downhill.
minus-squareSanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·16 天前Even downhill would work the quads, my man only walks on flat ground.
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·16 天前Doesn’t even stand. Just levitates a few micrometers above the ground.
minus-squareSanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·16 天前Legend has it those loafers have never actually touched the ground until this photo (as photographic evidence of his power would put him, his loved ones, and most importantly, those pants at risk).
minus-squareCorkyskog@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·16 天前Bro is missing part of his right knee and doesn’t appear to have a left knee at all… He has bigger problems
Bro is anti leg day
Dude has never seen a hill in his life.
He’s seen lots, just all downhill.
Even downhill would work the quads, my man only walks on flat ground.
Idk if he even walks
Doesn’t even stand. Just levitates a few micrometers above the ground.
Legend has it those loafers have never actually touched the ground until this photo (as photographic evidence of his power would put him, his loved ones, and most importantly, those pants at risk).
Hand stands only bro
Bro is missing part of his right knee and doesn’t appear to have a left knee at all… He has bigger problems
Bro definitely drives to the gym