• Linkerbaan@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Sweet when are we gonna IPO?

    By the way the CIA just called to ask if anyone knows who controls this place and if they want a free tour of the MIT server closet.

    • jaybone@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      Speaking of IPOs, I just got an email in one of my old spam accounts, which I used for one of my old Reddit accounts that was like 14 years old. It said I could purchase stock at the same price as private investors or something or other.

      • mesamune@lemmy.worldOP
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        8 months ago

        Lol wallstreatbets are already talking about shorting those stocks. It’s going to be funny.

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          8 months ago

          considering their user base hates them and they have no profit because the ceo pockets all profitability… and they’re violating various international laws with abusing user data…
          yeah they’re kinda destined to fail