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minus-square211@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down1·edit-29 months agoCondoms aren’t 99% effective as contraception even if you use them perfectly, which most people don’t.
minus-squareArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30arrow-down1·edit-29 months agoHow would you know? Have you ever seen truly perfect condom use? A flawless prophylactic performance! It is a thing of beauty.
minus-squareSuperDuper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up31arrow-down1·9 months ago👉👈 … Are you… Offering… To demonstrate?
minus-squareMeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up15·9 months agoIf you fill them with water and throw them at the person trying to have sex with you they’re 100%.
Condoms aren’t 99% effective as contraception even if you use them perfectly, which most people don’t.
How would you know? Have you ever seen truly perfect condom use? A flawless prophylactic performance! It is a thing of beauty.
👉👈
… Are you… Offering… To demonstrate?
If you fill them with water and throw them at the person trying to have sex with you they’re 100%.