ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoJust tell 'em to be patient and distract 'em with some avocado toast!i.postimg.ccimagemessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up1775arrow-down19
arrow-up1766arrow-down1imageJust tell 'em to be patient and distract 'em with some avocado toast!i.postimg.ccZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square41fedilink
minus-squareTeenieBopper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·10 months agoLiterally how I bought my house. My mom died and I was a beneficiary on her life insurance. That was my down payment. I call it the Dead Parent Lottery.
Literally how I bought my house. My mom died and I was a beneficiary on her life insurance. That was my down payment. I call it the Dead Parent Lottery.