• Pratai@lemmy.ca
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    10 months ago

    I don’t need to worry about this as I was removed from my father’s will for not supporting Trump.

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    10 months ago

    If you’re in a position to even possibly get an inheritance, you’re incredibly privileged.

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    10 months ago

    BuT We’Re NoT iN a rEcCesSiON! The stock market is fine and profits haven’t been higher in a long time, everything is fine…

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    10 months ago

    Except my parents are in so much medical debt that I won’t inherit anything. I would have loved to inherit my dads house but there’s no way the bank won’t just take it to pay off that debt and I definitely can’t afford to buy it.

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    10 months ago

    When The Times is insinuating murdering your parents you know we’re at the spicy part of late-stage capitalism.

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    10 months ago

    Bump off your siblings too. No need to share.

    If it’s good enough for the Kingdom of Stormhold, it’s good enough for you.

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    10 months ago

    I got a plan of action and cold blood And it smells of defiance I’ll just wait for mom and dad to die And get my inheritance

    • Brat, Green Day, 1995
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    10 months ago

    I can’t wait to see the clickbait “Ten tips your parents hate to speed up receiving your inheritance!” headlines.

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    Literally how I bought my house. My mom died and I was a beneficiary on her life insurance. That was my down payment. I call it the Dead Parent Lottery.

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    10 months ago

    Image Transcription: Twitter Post


    Ash Sarkar, @AyoCaesar

    A sign of a healthy economy is when you tell a whole generation to sit tight and wait for their parents to die.

    [A Twitter screenshot of an article from “The Times”. The headline says “Millennial? Saving for a house? You might need an inheritance.”]