Upgrade my eyes so I can sense different wavelengths of light at will. I would also make them very resistant to blindness.
I was born flatfooted. I’d make my feet and legs normal.
Infinite wishes situation : upgrade your brain such that you are sufficiently smart to bio-engineer all the other organs.
Or! OR! Downgrade your brain so you’re just dumb enough to feel constant happiness.
Does happiness increase or decrease with intelligence? What if your brain upgrade becomes an emotional downgrade?
You could always downgrade your brain again after you’re done.
Does happiness increase or decrease with intelligence?
Is there even a correlation?
Looked it up. Seems there happiness does not decrease with intelligence. I would have assumed the more intelligence you have the more capacity to understand and worry about problems you would have.
Yea, but happiness is a weird thing. After live changing events, both positive and negative happiness is impacted for a while, but after a couple of months most people gravitate back to their default happiness level.
As an audiophile, probably my ears. I wanna be able to hear over 19khz.
Ok but it needs to be an ‘activable’ skill, if it’s always on it could be a nightmare with all kinds of background noises continuously ringing in your ear.
Yep, super hearing for me too please. Imagine actually being able to appreciate 192khz recordings… damn. Actually, I don’t even think my HD600s go that high
I can hear slightly higher frequencies than most, or at least I used to be able to. Back when TVs used cathode ray tubes I’d have problems with the small portable TVs because they would emit an annoying high pitched tone. Even high pitched tones unintentionally mixed into records. The world is designed for people with typical senses.
One of:
- eyes to see a wider spectrum of light (infrared to gamma-ray)
- ears to increase sensitivity or reduce it close to 0 a will
- nose to smell all dangerous stuff that is odourless (carbon monoxide f.e.)
- muscles not to lose training after a few days (I am not sure that wouldn’t fuck up methabolism)
- have an organ to catch radiowaves (while being capable to switch it off)
- brown fat cells to never feel cold (with added super bonus that they also kill cancer by starving it)
- liver to remove toxins without being easily damaged
The choice is difficult :)
Brown fat cells would also make you burn more calories doing nothing
If you’re in a first world country and making a decent salary that just becomes a lower chance of obesity and diabetes
Brain is a no-brainer. It’s okay as it is, but having an optimal one sounds terrific
Id like to switch my autism on and off
Would it still be you after the upgrade?
if i were smarter, i’d be able to answer that
Without the upgrade I don’t know. My knowledge of what constitutes my personality visavi my intelligence and such is too lacking, but I guess I would change
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Tough call…
Do you pick the one that will probably kill you or the one making quality of life kinda shit.
Awkward when fixing the organ doesn’t fix the problems with it
(•_•)
Idk cause making my pp bigger in my mind fixes all of my problems.
Definitely my spine. There’s a reason basically anyone who has worked in the trades for a while has a fucked up back. It would be nice to avoid my impending back problems.
Is it a form problem?
Can we pick the nature of the upgrade? I want to pee champagne
From now on you’re french
Merde!
And you can only pee in the champagne region of France.
Otherwise it’s only called sparkling piss.
I’d upgrade my ass so that I didn’t need to shit, it just like teleported the poop somewhere
Absolutely no way, finishing a good poo is such a relief.
You can still do it, just anywhere.
I’d upgrade my balls so that they aren’t vulnerable when being attacked. That way I can steal Bobby Hill’s purse and get away with it.
Probably brain, responsetime
Who am I kidding, it’s gonna be vibrating dick
Good newss! If you use a massage gun pressed right to the base of your dick, it vibrates like a vibrator.
Great trick if she’s on top, fun for everyone
I think somewhere on the internet there is a whole ass manhwa based on this concept
Upgrade my butt. Poot existential dread instead of regular feces.
I used to think that if I could have a superpower I’d like to be able to take a big rancid shit at will, but open up a portal so it would arrive in the pants of a person of my choosing. But these days, what’s the point? Most world leaders could be absolutely destroyed by a well timed beer dump, but Trump probably wouldn’t even notice it wasn’t his.
It definitely didn’t end the way I expected
Neither did i
