See, heaven forbid I start dating again, I would take/use one where I’d be holding my cat. Whoever would be dating the both of us
See, heaven forbid I start dating again, I would take/use one where I’d be holding my cat. Whoever would be dating the both of us
Nah it just makes us bitter, tough and stringy.
It’s social media. It’s not a submission for peer review
Excuse me, my name is also Taximeter Cabriolet
The legal system never gets you your remedy when you need it. It’s slow.
you don’t have a favorite cheese? heretic!
godsdammit i knew buzzfeed was an nsa plot all along
everyone get xeroxcool, they like their water hot! maybe even with leaves or beans in it! THe hOrROr
i know my cats like it when i put ice cubes in their water tray during the summer. shit, one of them comes running every time she hears me open the freezer to get ice because she wants some, and it’s winter here. so get your snake some ice and a fur coat?
in me. that’s the point.
Whys the heat gotta be high to have my pants off I got fuzzy blankets that feel good against my legs
Yes and no. There’s always new ways to experience things. I just saw a great concert last night. I knew all the songs, but the presentation changed. People are always creating.
I’m not putting clean drinking water up my ass unless I’m gonna drink it later
They’re pretty big shits
What if they come with blowing shit up? (we Statesians love our holidays)
I just decided your birthday is June 5, if you want to use it
Gesundheit
You have a divide by cucumber error. Reinstall your universe and exerting should sort itself out.
I mean the astrological holidays are just kinda there
“screwed” seems a little mild to describe it