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minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 days agoI shall write a virus that makes the computer play the “USB device detached” sound followed shortly by the “USB device attached” sound. Dee doo. Doo dee. Just that. three or four times a week.
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoDiabolical, isn’t it?
I shall write a virus that makes the computer play the “USB device detached” sound followed shortly by the “USB device attached” sound. Dee doo. Doo dee. Just that. three or four times a week.
You are the worst so far
Diabolical, isn’t it?
Calm down there, Satan.