Fixes your CNS and cures cancer, if only the sheeple knew… Baaaa

  • esc27@lemmy.world
    39·
    15 hours ago

    1. It can regrow missing limbs

    2. It prevents bad breath

    3. It promotes the secretion of good vibe pheromones

    4. It kills bed bugs

    5. It prevents wrinkled clothing

    6. It reduces the number of tries needed to insert a USB stick

    7. It makes feet smell like fresh bread

    8. It improves night vision in areas with high humidity

    • yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de
      12·
      11 hours ago

      Honestly, I just use ivermectin for everything. Shampoo? Ivermectin. Tooth paste? Ivermectin. Hungry or thirsty? Ivermectin. Low tire pressure? Ivermectin.

      • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
        4·
        9 hours ago

        Tooth paste

        1. Ivermectin protects the teeth from decay, even if your diet only consists of pure HFCS.
        2. Say goodbye to bad breath too.
        3. Your teeth will be white forever.
        4. It even protects you from diabetes, no need to end subsidizing the corn industry.

        Low tire pressure

        1. By consuming Ivermectin, your tires will never go flat.
          • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
            2·
            7 hours ago

            Nonono, you don’t understand.

            Ivermectin is such a wonderful medicine, it heals and protects the car you drive. In fact it’ll heal and protect people around you (they still need to take the horse dewormer though for maximum effect).

            • Scubus@sh.itjust.works
              3·
              7 hours ago

              Afaik if you have ivermectin in the car, the car is actually immune from any sort of damage. I think it gets it the air and deworms the steel.

    • Pennomi@lemmy.worldEnglish
      4·
      14 hours ago

      And yet it still can’t treat erectile dysfunction. Sad because all these conspiracy theorists need it.