• I had a pair of JNCO’s in the 2000’s that could hold four 2 liter bottles of soda, one each in the front side pockets and one each in the back pockets. This also meant that I could carry my entire mid-sized laptop in one pants pocket.

    Not a phone. A laptop.

    I would buy another pair of those pants instantly today if I could find them again.

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      JNCO is making a comeback. Go find those pants and live your uncomfortably lopsided dreams.

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      Crazy. I have cargo pants that can carry a standard 20 oz bottle of water for my dog, and that’s a lot of loose weight banging around when I take her for a long walk

      • You functionally could not walk while doing this, unless you wanted to waddle like a penguin (profile pic, then, possibly related).

        But it’s the principle of the thing that at least you could stand there like that. Also, wear a stout belt…