Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 days agoThis happened today at a company in India. Better keep a smile on your facelemmy.worldimagemessage-square52fedilinkarrow-up1584arrow-down110
arrow-up1574arrow-down1imageThis happened today at a company in India. Better keep a smile on your facelemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 days agomessage-square52fedilink
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up146·13 days agoEveryone who has reported experiencing stress at work has been fired. Everyone who has reported having a really easy time of it has been retained. Incidentally, the amount of work getting done at our company has plummeted.
minus-squarekryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up67·13 days agoAlso incidently everyone remaining is extremely stressed about feeling stressed and getting laid off. Good luck, yall.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·13 days agoNo no no. They’re not stress. Nobody is admitting to being stress. They are, however, much more active on LinkedIn job posting all of a sudden.
Everyone who has reported experiencing stress at work has been fired.
Everyone who has reported having a really easy time of it has been retained.
Incidentally, the amount of work getting done at our company has plummeted.
Also incidently everyone remaining is extremely stressed about feeling stressed and getting laid off. Good luck, yall.
No no no. They’re not stress. Nobody is admitting to being stress.
They are, however, much more active on LinkedIn job posting all of a sudden.