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CleoTheWizard@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

Since medical waste is often inccinerated, there's a good chance you've breathed in foreskin

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Since medical waste is often inccinerated, there's a good chance you've breathed in foreskin

CleoTheWizard@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago
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    Sure, I guess, in the same way that all the water in your body was once dinosaur piss

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      Promise?

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    Spot the Americans, in Europe we are not burning metric tons of foreskin, we leave them attached.

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      then its even more likely as skin cells are sloughed off 24/7 and where do they go? everywhere.

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      …and then incinerate them at the other end of life.

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    We are all made of stardust. We have a little bit of everything inside of us… Probably

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      Everyone’s got a little dick in them

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        What if the amount of dick dust is what determines whether you’re into dick?

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          Asking the real questions

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    Circumcision is barbaric and done out of ignorance and inertia.

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      “But I’ll feel weird if my sons dick doesnt look like mine” most deranged reason to cut the end of a child’s dick off

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        I want to do it so he has a weird dick.

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    Wait until OP learns about Blowjobs

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      Don’t let them breathe when they’re giving them, problem solved.

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    Male genital mutilation isn’t really a thing where I’m from so I’d say probably not.

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    The elementary school I went to was next door to a crematorium. I have breathed in multitudes.

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    Why stop at breathing it in when you can rub it on your face. Foreskin skin cream is a real thing. Where else do you think all these baby foreskins go?

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      And now it all makes sense.

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    Is that why the back lot of the hospital smells so enticing?

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    The really fun bit: in order to smell anything, you necessarily have to snort in molecules of that substance. It’s a happy little thought whenever passing a sewage treatment plant.

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    Reminds me of Cassidy’s foreskin musings in Preacher.

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    😠

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