It’s basically bean dip, what’s not to love?

Oh sorry, I forgot the determinative. 💦3st

Sounds like the XY problem

It’s usually fine, but I download new TV shows automatically and I got a .exe instead of the new Frasier. I don’t think I’ll be downloading an actual .exe from TPB in the future lol

Dehydration was never an option

You win a free trip to the Hague

Apparently “cotton” and “Mexican” are slurs

I wonder what the chances are that Russia did this.

I say we elect that one guy behind him who barely reacts at all

They put it back about an hour later

If it makes you feel any better that horse wasn’t the one that killed him

Well that was certainly a thing

KDE Komedy Klassic? That’s not good…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex2hj5rLN48

George Washington once lowered an opponent’s wife into a vat of acid at a party.

What if I see him murdering someone?

That’s nose pocky

The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long

Monkey’s paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis

I’m already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life