You win a free trip to the Hague
You win a free trip to the Hague
Apparently “cotton” and “Mexican” are slurs
I wonder what the chances are that Russia did this.
I say we elect that one guy behind him who barely reacts at all
They put it back about an hour later
If it makes you feel any better that horse wasn’t the one that killed him
Well that was certainly a thing
KDE Komedy Klassic? That’s not good…
George Washington once lowered an opponent’s wife into a vat of acid at a party.
What if I see him murdering someone?
That’s nose pocky
The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long
Monkey’s paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis
I’m already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life
This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup
But I can still keep the dinosaur, right?
Damn dude, save some pussy for the rest of us
Dehydration was never an option