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At least somebody got laid

Oh yes do both say like my dick is so small I don’t even need this truck to tell you that I just needed it for work

Sticker that says you got the smallest engine you could this isn’t about your dick you really use it for work or join in and get one saying your dickreally is that small confuse us

Most honest CIA agent

To hold the camera

I assume there’s a variety

This whole post is a fucking ride real grade a piece of shit

You’d rather it be naked that’s fine you can rotate naked cows

For fucks sake ask your wife nudes don’t have to be selfies

Well excuse me for assuming it wasn’t a wacky bit where you just tell the government your subversive beliefs. I still think recommending self harm is scary

That would be very valid but lotr is basically catholic hard SciFi

Think care whatever

Gandalf is tho

That’s all you have to say for inciting violence

Suggesting we murder state reps is pretty extreme there are a lot of those guys

Hey suggesting we kill state legislators is I’m not sure that’s allowed

Congratulations to hawaii for attempting to invent US democracy let’s see how it goes

No the cops wherever I live are great they maintain my class position only american cops are bad wow are they bad I’m glad the ones here are literally nothing like that in any way

No only american cops are bad the cops wherever I am are different no I haven’t checked how they treat marginalized people why do you ask

The social media influencer lady lied to me. I feel so betrayed.