I think birds aren’t real is starting to be taken seriously, too.

Han acknowledges they exist, but dismisses their powers as “tricks and nonsense”.

Jabba calls Luke’s power a " Jedi mind trick"

So Jedi’s existence is acknowledged, but their abilities are considered apocryphal.

Church is where their drug dealer is, and its name is Jesus.

Rich people knew what they were doing, they just enjoyed the luxury too much to care.

If the game isn’t made by people, I wish it a very merry get fucked and die.

The only correct take. Everything else is virtue signalling.

Oh hey, you found my ass plug.

First time I saw that, I immediately suspected a malware attack.

If it’s not, it soon will be.

Fuckin right

I witnessed a “ghost sighting” before. Everyone in the room was so convinced it was a ghost.

The water heater made a noise.

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It is unsettling seeing this move.

I tried registering my door dash driver as a service animal and they said no. :(

Im so American that I immediately got it.

Send help.

Yup. The fact that they take over any community revolving around self photos without heavy moderation.(cosplay, fashion, etc)

Also dating apps, but I don’t use those anyways.

Nice

Fear the old man that says YOLO

So if you want to look extra gay, your candle says 24+/-x to get your age.

Don’t put words in my mouth. I don’t do things just because of peer pressure.

Everyone here has fancy answers and I just back my stuff up to bare repos on an external hard drive. Now I’m starting to question that…