Finally, a seasonal beverage I can actually enjoy

Don’t worry, I got there eventually, lol

Ladies, if they wanted to, THEY 👏 WOULD 👏

Yup! I intentionally go shopping looking like absolute trash, because almost every time I go shopping, someone assumes I work there, and I’m way too nice and often end up helping them anyway.

I’ll wear sweats, an oversized hoodie, a backwards baseball cap, and earbuds, someone will still stop me and ask me a question obviously meant for a store employee.

As a butch myself, this made me laugh so hard

It was so unbelievably steamy. She had pulled me onto the dance floor at the lesbian bar we were at, and she asked me to try to maintain eye contact with her without looking away until she broke the eye contact herself (I’m autistic and generally intimidated by beautiful women, so I guess she had noticed that I struggle to look her in the eyes for very long), and she held my gaze for what felt like forever before she pulled me in close to praise me for my eye contact and then she just fully started making out with me, so much so that she pulled me into a corner of the club to get out of everyone’s way 🫠

Good thing it was yours then

This is beautiful, thank you so much 😂

goddess, actually! Kissing her turned me into a frog, but what are you going to do 🤷🏻

Dual citizenship

On the dance floor of a lesbian bar 😌

Great question! It was not, lol

My autistic ass is very affirmed by this comment 🥰

Thank you, this has genuinely been the most delightful 24 hours of my life 😭

I’m glad we’re both doing what we love :)

Thank you!! 😊

Boy howdy did I ever 😮‍💨

Yeah, but I was the one wearing cherry chapstick

I deleted my Meta accounts when Zuck became openly sycophantic towards Trump.

If my friends want to talk to me, they text me. Some even got Signal because I told them it was my preferred messaging app.

If they want to send a social media post/reel to me, they can text me with the link to it and I can view it in browser.

You can’t force your friends to care about surveillance, but you can choose to do what you believe is right, and your real friends will accommodate you, even if they don’t understand.

Yeah, I’ve only changed numbers once and it was because I was trying to break off from a high control religious group I had been raised in. That was enough of a hassle, I hope to never have to change my number again.