

Being kinda dumb never stopped any idea from being good. I don’t know about this one though.
Combines are called that cause they combine a lot of the steps of harvesting into one machine. They cut the stalk and remove the grain from all the non-grain parts of the plant. That’s a lot of moving parts that all require a decent amount of force, that would all have to be driven by the pedals. I don’t know a ton about combines having never used one myself, but I think a lot of those processes benefit from being scaled up, that is, it’s more energy efficient per plant to build a machine that can process 50 plants at a time than one that can only handle 5, so you wouldn’t gain as much scaling down as you might expect. You could maybe build something that works, technically, but I imagine it would be less of a casual hang and more of a continuous, difficult workout for a team of professional cyclists.
If you wanted to chill and have a drink with friends, you could winnow your grain the old-fashioned(ish) way: you just need to dump your grain out in a stiff breeze. If you have a fan and a hopper, you could just sit around and chat while the hopper empties, and add another bin of grain every few minutes.





I don’t know, what was stopping us from solving world hunger and housing before LLMs? There’s always some fresh new way for assholes to make life difficult for all of us, for the benefit of the wealthy few. I don’t really see what LLMs have to do with that, other than being in vogue at the moment among the grifter class. It’s like seeing a pyramid scheme and deciding that the solution is to ban pyramids. The focus should be on the actual malicious behavior, not whatever trinket they’re using to disguise it nowadays.