• cut the neck off a plastic bottle
• thread the end of the bag through
• fold the bag open around the bottle neck
• close the cap, trapping the bag between the bottle neck and the cap.

I’m sure it works but any other method of closing the bag from the top two rows are better imo, at least for bread.

I thought the 1993 Mario movie was pretty fun

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This reminds me of the trend back inthe day of raising kittens inside a glass jars so their bodies would conform to it like those square watermelons. They were called Bonsai kittens

What is it?

Entry level salary for cops in Seattle is over 100k

You joke but…

If I have too many lemons I’ll squeeze them into ice cube trays and store the cubes in a freezer bag

The box in that picture has six bottles of beer in it

In the Wind in the Willows they mention mulled ale, so it is a thing or at least it was in 1908.

You could try a ship’s bell app, there are a bunch out there. They chime every half hour

Sue a termite for damages just in case they show up as a human later or charge rent to the birds nesting in your back yard

I still write 2 cheques a year because my water bill can only be paid via physical mail (or in person I guess), I’m pretty sure fax is still common in our medical industry.

Thanks for bringing up junket, I’d never heard of it but it seems like something I’d like to try. My immediate thought was panna cotta

Finals

My version is seeing the first cutscene in Resident Evil 2 and somehow convincing myself it looked indistinguishable from live action. I also remember being very impressed with Aladdin on the Sega Genesis (I had only ever seen NES games until that point)

Same, I also have a backpack for unique but non magical/useful items; dead fairy, mithral moulds, some armor I found in the mindflayer morgue. I definitely have a in game hoarding problem.

Same, and I literally just wrote “I think Beehaw would be a good fit for me”

I’ve never heard of it with any spirit other than cachaça