Hell, they sound like idiots – so I’m all for this

I love my wife and daughters, but I don’t feel that they’re on my side.

Benefit is that dueling was primarily done by rich white guys over issues of ego, so our tech CEOs would fit in just nicely whilst having the join benefit of removing half of them from the gene pool

Let’s bring back paddlin’ while we’re at it

they should also sport appropriate codpieces to match their raging egos

King of England. Please don’t visit the Palace, there’s literally nothing to see.

If you’re going to see the show and spot me in a side booth, please don’t heckle. Yes she knows. Yes of course she knows. Yes he’s a prick. Yes your money is being wasted on us, but we’re all you’ve got in terms of benevolent rich people so live with it.

Can you just check on the camera. Yeah, the blue car. No not that one, the other one.

Yes, of course. Though your camera light would alert you of the usage, unless of course, your IT guy ordered a camera that can deactivate the light via software (or simply opened the camera and yanked the light)

…what’s a CPA?

That’s very sweet. I guess I’d do something similar: buy a crab bucket and a rope, and head down to the waterfront where I’d swim under piers and see how many people’s dangling legs I can hook and pull under with the rope

Kitten huffing

oh, I figured it was just the ideal binding material for broken parts (e.g. limbs, rifle butts) whilst providing comfort and stretch/tightness control.

I really thought that the internet would bring the 1st world and 3rd world together: e.g. I’d be able to videocall a farmer in India.

Instead our attention has been focused “upwards” towards a small minority of people, very few who interact with their followers meaningfully.

Apps that have been powering the gig economy (ridesharing, workrabbit, renting apps) have largely helped employers and landlords coordinate their efforts, and not helped the working class negotiate better conditions.

I’m not sure if optimism is warranted tbh

Me, in my ivory tower: Man, bandages as an art style really seems to be trendy amongst the wastelanders. I wonder why?

only if you scan images pixel by pixel for meaning

I grew up in a small rural village separated by a small stream. To get across, we’d employ all manner of clever tricks - jumping across with a tire swing, old mattresses, dead animals, you name it.

I guess what I’m saying is: how about using a large catapult as a flexible alternative, with the option to launch dead animals at any naysayers?

Your M U M.

shoots gun into shoulder

Yeah, so, money now if you would, please

You’re almost there, but not quite. Web 3.0 utilizes the latest in dismount tech, effectively smartenizing the turnrolls of the planet’s greatest minds, and capsizing the status point of the giant elf companies that squeeze the enrichment of the NAaS pools that all savvy consumers would thrift towards. By incentivizing the output of polarific content, the margins in the ACK requests are distributed into reproducible hedge mazes that are tanked to the fill with brill chum.

Anything, if you examine it, is just a social construct. The news sometimes wield these constructs to create false narratives to constrict our views/rights, but more often than not, the news is simply trying to convey a set of events from its perspective using a shared grammar that the majority of its audience will understand.

We cant push the frontier without having a base.