Hi there! I’m just a guy looking for a place to be and stuff.
“What role did you get? How did you get it?”
“Silly kitty, you shouldn’t dry fire a revolver without a snap cap, so silly yes you are!”
From now on, I will always think of regular Bowser as “Meat Bowser”.
Ah, must be a morning person.
What a relief, I’d hate to think those files ended up in the wrong paws hands.
You’re not wrong, but people also die of behaviors that stem from loneliness. I’d suggest it’s not a complete waste to examine.
Apparently they solved the issue of how to keep the waste salt from clogging up the system.
All the things the cops would want this bot to do are prohibited by rules or by the potential for public outrage; no facial recognition, no offensive capabilities, it’s basically just a camera drone. But that will change when the rules change, or when people stop paying attention… if this thing can avoid being trashed for more then ten minutes after it’s deployed.
“Whoa, this thing is trashed, it’s basically useless now.”
Condition: Untested
Partly it’s convenience, but I think the main reason is you can get cheddar and bacon flavored spray cheese.
“Dammit kid, take the deal – we really need that cream cheese back here.”
“All right fellow rebels… now that we’ve all infiltrated the Empire by joining as Storm Troopers, it’s time to enact our plan.”
“Aim to miss, sir?”
“You’re goddamn right.”
In the grimdark future there can be no grass roots, only astroturf.
Silicon Valley is where all the VCs are. They make a lot of their funding decisions based on whether they like hanging around with a founder or not. You’re more likely to get money out of them if you’re fun to drink beers with than if you have a great business plan.
Did… did that man double-click on a link?
It’s a good example of how people’s morals vary greatly based on their present situation, rather than being some kind of deeply held, unchanging foundation. What people believe is good and bad is largely a function of where they happen to be at the moment.
Nice! I’m going to have a look at my old HS yearbook and see who’s opposite page…
“Future Farmers of America”