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just like reddit, everyone on Lemmy is a bot except for you

Correct!

You are the Janitor’s assistant.

You leave every single room looking like a literal tornado passed through.

You are, in all probability, the best assistant the janitor has had.

This displeases some of the higher-ups, but they don’t seem to be able to do anything to stop you or the janitor.

Another game: God is about to die literally any minute now, but it’s probably fine because God is really, really, really fast.

Best printer 2023: just buy this Brother laser printer everyone has, it’s fine - The Verge

(or a laser printer in general, Brother is just a Known Brand)

the extra light comes from the same place as the music actually