70s alarm clock

Home made matches. Cut a strip of cardboard and dip the end in vasoline …light it. It’s flammable

Bring back Chad Vader

These greedy sports teams are going to lose our young people since they can’t watch… and they won’t have many fans in the future

Go pointer sisters!

I think it depends on what kind of stuff you save

Pssh! The dude that invented the Time Machine using Claude…but is stuck in time loops because of it…isn’t going to take this job anyway

Hey! Where can I get me an abduct-a-fridge? I love lasagna

Wiley coyotes acme shopping list

Steeeeempy you eeeeeediot!

Wait…don’t you need AOL just to get to the Internet?

Oh finally! An ai robot that will do my dishes while I create art

Wait…don’t you need AOL to even get on the internet?

And quicksand

Quick! Switch from token maxing to token minning…

idk… I guess the guys name could be Al…maybe he should go by Albert from now on so people don’t get confused with AI

Patrick has no fingers…best trigger discipline ever!

Sounds like a tough gig to watch movies you don’t like

Also deploy disco ball from ceiling

Ministry of silly walks