im not sure whether i like that one or the 2009 one better tbh.

oop sorry

lmao

My 11 year old brother learned what rule34 was from Roblox staff because he tried to upload a model for a game he was making, and they denied it and said it was “rule34” when he asked why. The model was literally a cat

Not even going to mention Madagascar Kartz, which also had Shrek and B.O.B. from Monsters vs Aliens?

oh god that’s terrifying

what in gods name is happening over there, between this and removing awards they’ve been acting really weird since the protest

cyan, yellow, magenta, the ELITE! All of which are American dreams! All of which are American dreams!

Not a mod but the “relates their entire personality on their anime profile picture” part is literally me. The moment I switched to this pfp on discord my entire online personality changed to fit it

United Fruit Company —> Chiquita

true but the party switch was a thing

isn’t there a theory that it’s a pun based on Sumerian taverns also being brothels? like, “I can’t see, i’ll open a widow” but they still dont understand why it’s a dog

70% of the it’s either Antimalware Service Executable or a dozen microsoft edge tabs open in the background for some reason

Some crystals like torbernite and asbestos have a special skill too, called “radiation poisoning” and “lung cancer”

When the dreaded Argentinian gourd shipment ruins your career because of a thumbs up emoji

It’s only been a few hours and they already have more users than the entire Fediverse did during its peak by yesterday after all of this recent drama. We are already fucked, I salute every one of you as the fediverse sinks.

That explains why it feels so empty, I can’t find any actual content on Mastodon despite how huge it supposedly is compared to Kbin and Lemmy

Slow down man. Activity Pub is just the system that lets Mastodon, Kbin, Lemmy, etc.communicate with each other. Pretty sure it’s open source and not some evil scary monopolistic thing like Chromium that every uses begrudgingly. Not everyone on the internet is a bad actor, even Kbin itself is developed by one guy in an apartment working 24/7 to try to keep everything afloat.

I hate that my first thought was the haribo sugar free gummy bear reviews and not weed gummies

oh god is lemmy/kbin already starting to turn out like Ruqqus did, if it does I will just leave and go back to reddit before it gets bad