I love the fact this happened and I also love the fact how Ukraine is using my yearly donations in its fight against the russian regime ❤️

Pasteurised or unpasteurised?

Oh ok. Why would anyone do that?

Yeah? So? I mean, I don’t want to read the stupid shite of people who get angry when I use the word “cocksucker” in a negative way.

Because it’s either that or leaving the Fediverse for good. Most times I read more sensible stuff on fucking TikTok instead of here. Not gonna expose myself to this pretentiousness.

Needs a cheat sheet for his own name. I like this guy.

Sony is making a lot of interesting decisions lately.

I want to gather the boys with the Normandy and get hammered on Tuchanka. Did I ask for too much?

Take your hot air machine and shove it up your ass.

Fuck Uranus!

If you listen to today’s 4chan, you’re an idiot.

“The love of my life rejected me” is not a sentence that works. She can’t be the love of your life, if she doesn’t love you back.

You know how that sentence usually goes? “The love of my life farted herself awake from her food induced coma while snoring in my arms and said ‘that wasn’t me’, then went back to snoring.”

I want to remind everyone that Dosh can’t run from Pyanodon forever.

You should see it this way: Look at our world. Look at the bad things. Look at the horrific things. God lets all those things happen AND he wants his dick sucked as if he doing jack shit is a good thing.

Go to hell. Be a rebel. Be proud of it.

Pretty sure Olympic runners are just very good at farting 🤨

I am so happy I committed suicide by admin.

Jesus went to hell for being a liberal ❤️

She walked straight to the door that says “Childhood trauma. Do not enter!” Opened it and since then she’s screaming. I am taking zero responsibility for that one.

p@ssw0rd 😎

I am terrorised by the Deutsche Bahn so much, when I first visited GB I thought their rail service is amazing.

❤️