I was browsing news headlines. Me: “Why is Johnny Gaudreau trending…”
Reading out loud to my wife, I first read it as “Johnny Gaudreau’s brother died”. Reading it a second time, the utter dread sunk in.
What a way to find out.
Finding out that it was the day before their sister’s wedding…a tremendous tragedy.
He’ll be missed.
Had this last week. Pretty tasty.
Women are so cute and beautiful but I think they are talking about getting their horse in a koozie
Looks right up my alley. I’ll have to give the demo a try.
We have a 2012 Ford Fiesta that we call “Siesta”. That car sucks a good amount. Been meaning to get rid of it for years now.
Now to stick him in the closet until winter
One star off because the doctor is the one who hit them with a Mercedes
Same
I eat a spoonful of peanut butter on a daily basis. It’s the best.
That scene in Ghost messed me up.
100 Grand. There seems to only be one.
Wow, that looks tasty!
What brand is it?
This was my first thought lol
I hope they have their permit
When I was a small child, I put a piece of Cheerios cereal in each nostril, to “see if I could breath through the tiny holes”. They got stuck, I panicked, then fell asleep. When I woke up, they were gone. I always assumed they dissolved.
Me reading the headline: “🙄 Who isn’t making a mechanical keyboard these days…”
Me after looking at the pictures: “I…might want that…”
This was definitely the aughts.
Not really bad, but it’s one that stuck with me: The computer owner had a bit of an obsession with David Boreanaz. Wallpaper was him with his shirt off. The desktop was cluttered with tons of image files, all him.
I went to an all-boys Catholic highschool. I had a teacher that was a Christian Brother. One day he had an argument with a classmate over how effective condoms were. He basically argued that condoms don’t work. (Even arguing that a Ziploc bag couldn’t keep semen from escaping.)
This teacher was pretty popular because he was a character, who’d sometimes make crude jokes.
After graduating, some friends and a I ran into him at a mall. He asked us “What are you guys up to? Picking up little girls?”
We laughed it off thinking he was still his same old jovial self.
Not long after, I heard that this same teacher had been arrested for being involved with minors. His “joke” that day seemed like some major projection.