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Oof. This thumbnail looks PAINFULLY AI generated and therefore quite soulless. Way to kill any interest I could’ve had before clicking, which I won’t be doing.

We were promised a [INSERT ANYTHING HERE] revolution, instead we got [SAME THING AS BEFORE] tracking us and serving us ads.

Basically: The thing everyone worried about and quite frankly knew would happen when Microsoft started buying every studios they could get their hands on… happened.

Embrace. Expand. Extinguish. It never went away. Careless incompetence. The shareholders way.

Damn, this comment section. Here be chasers.

The correct take.

OPTIMIZE YOUR SHIT :bunhdcry:

imagine being on Threads 🫥

Bro ended up with Big Smoke’s order

What a way to shoot yourself in the foot in the first place…

Can you, maybe, calm the fuck down?

Don’t count on companies having a backbone, they won’t.

The live service model has been a plague on gaming and has basically killed every bit of enjoyment I’m getting out of multiplayer game nowadays. Shit’s like having a job. You leave for two weeks and you might as well be playing a different game. Leave for a month? Maybe the game don’t even exist anymore. It’s exhausting.

The trailer was enough. It felt like somebody had just watched the new Dune movie and got inspired. But otherwise, it was the most: “We’re barely in pre-production” trailer possible. A very Star Wars thing honestly. Announcing movies and shows before a single word of a script has even been written. It felt exactly like that ’

From the moment this trailer dropped I have been convinced that this game will never come out or even be seen by anyone. So far, I don’t feel threatened in my prediction.

I’ve never finished Deadly Shadows, and until this video, although I’ve seen multiple videos on the game, I had no idea that the game shined this much at the end as a thief game, everybody talks about the cradle, but I had never heard of the museum before, I didn’t even know the eye made a comeback.

In general, I’m really grateful for the Petty Thief series. I know it must have been difficult for him to make. He openly talked about the fact that these are more passion projects and they don’t get as much views as the rest of his videos, and I think that’s why each episodes took so long to come out. I’m glad he stuck with it till the end.

It’s kind of a comfort YouTube series for me now. I come back to it often.

A master, and an apprentice.

He is a billionaire and just like all billionaire he can rot. He’s not your friend.

This is your weekly reminder at this point that Valve is a corporation and that corporations are not your friends nor your allies.

Unironically want that as well. People complaining about “wokeness” around here… God this place is going to shit.

Ok… so… Fuck Ubisoft, don’t get me wrong. And nowadays, I’m not one to let myself get excited for these kind of things. But damn, it got to me. Black Flag is like, one of my biggest video game love. And during this entire trailer, I couldn’t help but be like: “It just looks like the original, what the hell?” and then, they would show images of the original and I’d be knocked on my ass. I know ti’s a cliché to say this, but it really looks like how I remembered it.

On top of that, they seem to have improved the game on many aspects, and it doesn’t look like the meddled too much with it. They’re keeping it safe for this one and I think it’s the best play. The combat improvement looks fantastic. The improvement to the mission structures couldn’t be more welcomed and now, the thing I’m hoping so much for is… did they kick the shit out of that god awful Abstergo story line that kept interrupting the game?

I swear to god, every time I replay this thing, I am filled with a constant sense of dread at the end of every mission, fearing that I’m going to be taken out of the game to go fuck around with an iPad in an office filled with the most insufferable people on the planet. At the very least, give me an option the skip the hell out of it. I don’t care about your “modern day timeline bullshit”, I really don’t.

Now. There is only one question remaining for me, as this is ubisoft and they’re kind of awful, will I buy this game, or…? 🏴‍☠️

It would be in the spirit of the game, after all. :3