Thank you, I imagine it’s incredibly annoying when those break.
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Snitches get stitches Potter.
later

I’m a “push buttons” computer nerd, not a “series of tubes” computer nerd
Why does this thing exist? What’s it for? Please treat me like one of the chimps from 2001 discovering the monolith, because that’s what the network is to me.
Also left one can fuck right off. Nobody tells me what I can’t unplug.
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Technology@lemmy.world•OpenAI agent hacks Australia's Medicare in world's first known AI breach of government bodyEnglish
9·2 days agoThis is US state sponsored.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Sony patent could let players tap a credit card on their PlayStation controller to buy gamesEnglish
61·2 days agoWhy does Sony keep deciding to do comically user hostile things?
Is it their current console domination and PC prices? I think long term they’re fucking tensioned over hard.
But also, why would you need this when the console already has your credit card? This is more annoying.
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Technology@beehaw.org•Owners mourn spoiled food after firmware update bricks Samsung smart fridges
12·2 days agoI’m surprised the cooling unit doesn’t have a system that’s just state (on/off) and desired temperature, and that the enshittification subsystem controls the cooling at all.
You can Eiffel Tower the Holy Spirit and not go to hell as long as it’s consensual.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Wake up babe, new Cat just dropped.
7·2 days agoIt’s very cute
I just wouldn’t want to be a bird or rodent near it.
Well, maybe a capybara would be okay.
It’s not most, or rather it wasn’t a few years ago when I was actively hiring.
I’ll be hiring again soon, so we’ll see.
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump aides explore attaching president’s name to Ford’s Theatre
18·3 days agoI’m looking forward to the Donald J Trump and Abraham Lincoln Memorial
It’s more the rampant lying these days that I hate.
I have interviewed a ton of people who just straight up lie. And I put them on the spot on it.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft Patents Technique for Inserting Ads Into Videogames While You’re Playing Them.English
16·3 days agoHopefully they don’t license this patent out so it’s really easy to avoid
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World News@lemmy.world•Breaking: ‘No choice’ but to accept our demands: Iran raises the price of peace with U.S. adding Bab el-Mandeb to deal termsEnglish
100·3 days agoI wonder if Trump will try his clearly working strategy of escalating things and yelling threats.
Maybe he’ll say some other country is offering to open the strait of hormuz for cheaper and Iran will get scared and cave.
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Programming@programming.dev•AI ruined everything (asking for advice)
3·3 days agoIt does not.
AI can get better but this is learned helplessness.
Hey Gemini, can you email my boss and make it look like I did my job?
Hey Gemini, text my wife
Hey Gemini, can you justify my behaviour to my wife and explain why it’s wrong she’s mad at me?
Hey Gemini, can you fake my resume and make me sound good for every job posting around me?
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Programming@programming.dev•AI ruined everything (asking for advice)
202·4 days agoOh no, they have bettered themselves for nothing!
You should watch TNG When the Bough Breaks, that’s the future we’re heading for if everyone decides to not learn hard things because the computer can do it
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Programming@programming.dev•AI ruined everything (asking for advice)
892·4 days agoAI doesnt do everything 20000 times better than you ever will.
Don’t tell yourself that.
It’s better than you right now, but every mid-level tech worker will tell you it sucks. You have significantly higher capacity than it, you just have to learn to get there and that isn’t easy or quick.



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