hotburger doggler

ohhh. yep missed that

whether you like them or not, primus, unlike pantera, is neither musically dull nor openly racist. even if you are one of those “separate the art from the artist” whiners, separating pantera from their art would transform one giant pile of shit into two somehow larger piles of shit.

pantera SUCKS

2026: haha what profits the US military has literally spent ALL the money and blown through all of their weapons in order to cede control of the strait of hormuz, get their missile radars blown to shit by shahed drones, and abandon their military presence in southwest asia. the next move will be dismantling our meager health care and education systems to pay for a trade war with canada and a giant golden bitcoin bidet. chefs kiss

“as the leader of the house democrats, you can rest assured that i will always support the two central missions of our party: accepting dumptrucks of money from israel and losing elections”

👏Fuck👏Off👏With👏The👏A👏I👏Trash

damn if i worked for something called the “japan hacker association” and helped the government catch a torrent seeder, i would do the only respectable thing and walk into a sewer drain

uh honelywannabeewih yeuhaheeew

well look at jimmy no beans over there

dont come crying to me when you need a specific bean meme of your own

“o wow”

you dried up a stream bed to make a cute cartoon about human driven climate change

hahaha they blew up an effigy of YOU my guy! that’s pretty specific! kinda hard to seriously argue that hating ONE GUY out of all the Jewish people on earth is antisemitism.

(yes the rest of the zios can all fuck off too but this is too funny)

switching from an iphone is particularly painful, because things that “just work” on ios are either only available through an extremely complicated workaround or you’re just shit.out of luck.

also GOS is not easy on the eyes. if i cant figure out how to change that damb blue alarm screen im just gonna get a flip phone.

havent seen anyone add this yet in the comments so here goes: are you adding the eggs to already-boiling water? or adding them to cold water and bringing them to a boil? i switched over to adding them to boiling water, and have had no trouble peeling since. 7mins for over-medium. no ice bath necessary, i just run a little cold water over them so i can handle them easily.

hard hitting journalist Thomas Shardware

big alphabet HATES this one trick: i before e except after c

that is not all i got

i also got to look at george

DUSTY OLD BONES

 FULL OF GREEN DUST

stealing this to post on jorts.horse