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He played the katamari damacy song?

Heartwarming

Parking in the disabled spot with the toolbox in the bed and this wild message tell me there’s probably an impairment, but not a physical one.

(Gasp) Not the very popular Microsoft, Google, Meta, Amazon, Twitter, all of the big AI guys… Don’t slash their revenue and kickstart a European tech boom. We would hate that, right guys? But Trump is so strong and high-IQ, he could do it whether we like or not. Oh noooo…

The Trumps (including Kushner) will lose everything.

Sad, empty, horrible people.

I read about somebody naming their kid Abcde, claiming it was pronounced like ‘ab city’… meanwhile, Elemenope and Kiuares were right there.

Your mom’s familiar with all of my kinks

Wouldn’t chalk be faster, cheaper, and more wind-resistant?

Mitchell!

Have you guys tried maxxminning 👍

It’s this old thing from like a couple years ago where you don’t maxx anything because you’re not a complete idiot. So much wisdom lost through the ages 😌

WKYK!

It looks like Gollum’s last moment with the ring

Narrator: It did, in fact, happen to them.

Between Kaja Kallas, Israel, and Eurovision, you think Kaja is the one to mention about corruption? Hey I heard FIFA and IOC are looking for a new spokesperson - could be you!

You already know how this will end (🎶)

Kaja should pull some Eurovision strings to get Israel out and Palestine in 🇵🇸

Butterman: Did you say ‘frig off’?

Angel: No, I didn’t say anything actually.

Angel: There was a bit earlier on that you missed when I followed Dan the Shadow Tanker Bonker on Twitter and bonked a Russia-linked oil tanker, the Smyrtos, off the coast of the Isle of Wight…

‘help’

We all read Ishmael (Quinn, 1992)