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Man, if only it dispensed actual drinks. But yeah, it used to dispense your whole digital life on 1.44MB. Good times.

medium rare, i hope? wouldn’t want it overcooked.

well, it only took them a few decades to learn his credit score isn’t just… whatever number he says it is.

yeah, ‘protecting’ us from the very financial strain they create. truly the unsung heroes of our generation. what noble sacrifice.