You should see the dumps where he used to dine.

You must be my ambition. It just sits there, motionless, catatonic even.

I’m not sure who said it but the line “If voting made any difference, we wouldn’t be allowed to do it.” keeps repeating in my head as this year’s election looms.

Also funny how, with Republicans in control of the government, they can still complain about environmental regulations.

The bar mitzvah boy of press secretaries.

It’s his stand up comic’s cadence so that when he delivers a “punch line,” they cheer.

I think it’s his tone of voice that matters most to his audience, the words go by too quickly for them to process, much like when you speak to a dog.

His one promise he’s kept!

“They don’t care about the content, only the branding.” - Which is also the problem with Trumpism.

If you think he’s dumb, talk to his followers.

All they have to do to undo the curse is walk three times backwards around the courthouse while wearing necklaces of garlic, wild onion, and nightshade.

Yes, but the savings would come from the money that health insurance companies use to pay politicians in order to not have Medicare for all, so, no, it will never happen.

I’m annoyed that he didn’t go one further and call it “Super Duper Intelligence.”

Oh, I have faith that our electorate will remain complacent this November as Republicans retain power through election shenanigans.

“Well, our Democratic governor took away our plastic grocery bags and last summer, suggested that people in big cities turn their AC down to avoid brown outs, so I’m OK with whatever Republicans can do to fix those things.” - My low information voting family.

The photo looks like it could be the opening shot of many movies. A shit ton of valuable items gets misplaced for a short time, humans get involved with said valuable items in various ways, murder, mayhem, and running for their lives quickly ensues.

But, as a conservative, you get to be outraged by things like led light bulbs, bans on plastic grocery bags and having to see electric vehicles everywhere. And it’s a very sweet, pure, hateful outrage from making you do without some “beloved” everyday objects while being forced to contend with technology that “makes the air cleaner.” Doesn’t the wind do that? And don’t get me started on having to drag handfuls of reusable bags to the grocery store because of some environmental crap! Why it’s a bunch of woke, pronoun, LGBTQ, nonsense I tell you and I’m not having it.

I remember what a shock it was when playboy bunnies were suddenly no longer older than me.

The words “insects” and “mouth feel” do not belong in the same sentence.

He’s got a point…not the Kool Aid man, obviously, but the guy who made the post.