Why is Canada gripping its own ankle?

Ice cream cone?

I too am scared of raw apples.

These wetlanders have never been to the three-fold land.

€ 32,168 isn’t THAT much, especially if you have to pay rent in Munich.

What else would I call it? Certainly not “Topfen”.

Nobody in their right mind uses words like “Palatschinken”, “Paradeiser”, “Piefke” or “Schlagobers”.

That’s kind of fishy

On Eternity, it’s displayed in a size I find rather okay.

Now you can enjoy your life without any funny words

Open the command line, type in

sudo rm -fr

and hit enter.

I hope it’s fine now

Truly pro life

If I was the photographer of her photo in the thumbnail, I’d be looking for an escape route out of Russia right now.

Putin’s response: “Mist”

“Mutterficker packen einfach n Zitat neben wen Berühmtes, als wenn der das echt gesagt hat”
– Karl Marx, Das Kapital Band 3108

This has my

Damn communists stop me from watering my golf course near Phoenix

Jokes have to be precise to be funny /s

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