1. Chess

2. We Love Katamari

3. Magic the Gathering (specifically Jumpstart)

4. Qwirkle Cubes

5. Hot Shots Golf Fore!

I want to ask Trump voters how, exactly, was Kamala supposed to do worse? Double tariffs? Invading all of South America and losing two wars in the gulf?

I learned on a typewriter in '91, we got docked if we didn’t double space.

Literallyly

Y’all make a cute couple but she’s doing the heavy lifting.

Their idiocy is weaponized with social media and omnipresent gambling. Social media wasn’t really real for me until I was well into my 20s and gambling was 4 hours away in Vegas. Even though I quit Facebook in 2011 and never got into twitter/insta/tiktok, I still posted on reddit for dopamine hits from strangers and bots.

“I was an idiot when I was young. I still am but I was an idiot back then too.” -Michael Scott

This is as smart as he’s ever felt about himself.

Apple put the nail in the coffin for adverbs when “Think different” let illiterates think they were speaking correctly.

A one-time tax of 5%. Any respectable billionaire is confident they can make that up in a year.

¿por qué no los dos?

I voted blue and donated to contested races as much as I could afford. I am too lazy/socially anxious to canvass or do anything active like that. In my bubble, there was plenty of Kamala hype and even though I didn’t believe it, all I could do was ask anonymous online strangers to vote and hope enough of them voted my way. I shouldn’t have been surprised at the power of racism and sexism in the country but it was still a shock to the system. In my circles supporting him was utterly unthinkable so I have no explanation on how it happened.

Paying for usenet access and an indexer is worth it to me. My ISP’s only ever gotten on me about torrenting so that’s a last resort for me and it doesn’t work well with “file sharing” nodes on my VPN anyway. Nothing saturates my 500GB plan like usenet downloads.

I was a regular dabber for years when I quit cold turkey in anticipation of drug tests during job applications. I was completely sober for 8 months and when I got hired without a drug test I was so mad. I was expecting more drastic changes during sobriety but the only thing I noticed was the return of dreams. I hadn’t really noticed their absence during my decades of cannabis use but while sober they were much more vivid and outlandish than I remember them being. They’ve since disappeared again once I resumed dabbing shortly after starting work.

floorp on desktop. The developers are a team of Japanese students and it works well enough. I’ve had weird right click behavior after some of their many updates but it syncs with mozilla just fine.

Less than a year ago he promised $2k checks from his tariffs. MAGA has the attention span of a guppy.

I work at a call center and I wear a mask when I’m in office and haven’t missed a flu or COVID shot yet. I’ve never had COVID and haven’t been sick since at least 2019.

I paid $845 after tax for a used 7900XTX back in June 2023 to max out my 5800X3D system. I figured by the time I could afford a 5090-class GPU that would make a bottleneck out of my 5800X3D I might be able to skip DDR5 completely. Now I’m unsure if 5090-class performance will ever be available for less than $1k.

The fog is moisture condensing on the cold windshield surface. Use heat directed at the windshield with AC on. The AC dries out the moisture and the heater warms up the surface preventing additional condensation.

You cannot defeat cocaine confidence with mere knowledge and experience.