I thought so too. Until I saw Bloomberg try.
I thought so too. Until I saw Bloomberg try.
Well I was raised in a world where at least a few public school teachers and grownups said, inter alia, that:
The person smoking weed next to me with skin darker than my own, yes.
They’d be super offensés if they could speak a real language. Thanks for half our vocabulary, suckeurs.
Please, no. I need to believe there’s still a place where things aren’t worsening.
Sapiosexuals rise up. Then ejaculate.
It takes a village. Don’t kinkshame. Do nazishame. Do wealthhordeshame.
This is the kinda community that requires more than 5 hours of sleep to digest. I know now.
“A problem with alcohol”? I think not; why, I am a professional. Good day, sir.
—me to the neighbor’s mailbox
I’m partial to The 5.6.7.8’s, myself
Omg I haaaaate the 9/11s. If they ever find out who was driving those planes, we should probs kill them.
Haven’t you shown her the chart with the pirates? Can’t argue with science.
Philippines- and rosary-loving atheist here. She’s a keeper.
I wish I lived in a purple state so I could imaginatively and maliciously encourage voters with bad ideas to stay home. Mwahaha and such.
Anyone else get ptsd flashbacks to:
Barack OSAMA is a soshaless and I WILL TERRORISM YOU and the like. Got it.
Oh Jesus Christ if I have to ever see someone’s fireworks pics ever again please use this pillow to suffocate me. Also individuals’ moon shots. Just please no.