Why not the eagles?

Übermorgen, the german word for overmorrow, is in abundant use in Germany. It’s far from obsolete or obscure over here.

German renowned institute “Stiftung Warentest” just tested two foldables (both Samsung I think) and had them 50.000 times folded and unfolded (they build machines to torture test stuff) and reported no creases.

50.000 times is over four years for 32 uses every day (twice every wake hour). Would be more than sufficient for a normal user think.

Reasons for patterns like this are most often to be found in childhood. You probably were rejected emotionally in your childhood by someone you yearned to be connected with (parent?!), and now you are repeating or replaying that shit in a vain attempt to get over it. This sounds weird but it makes sense when you see it as “taking the stronger role” to not be the weak and suffering part of the relationship - it’s a form of self protection.

Good therapy (there’s bad therapy as well unfortunately) can help.

Feelings are gay. No gay there, it’s unruzzian.

I like the French. They will harass and kick their management until those idiot managers give up the dumb shit.

Fuck without condom.

You are not five.

Sprich…

It still is funny but in a slightly darker way.

Turns out they can’t. It really happens often.

You are very right in every aspect of this. It’s a poison, and it kills hundreds of thousands every year.

Autonomous lawn mowers (lawn mower robots) are a thing for about ten years now over here in Germany. I see them everywhere, just silently and slowly rolling around and mowing around the clock.

They are also very efficient in killing hedge hogs and frogs and the likes - humans pushing a lawn mower trend to keep such animals alive whereas the robots simply shred them. They have no device to detect small animals and nobody cares to implement any which says a lot about humankind.

Wish them all the best.

Give him a ride, you say? Hmm, could be hot.

Naming your spoon or fork “dick” is a funny move and could make for some interesting sentences.

After ferociously licking the tasty juices from my dick I layed it down in the sink to wash it later.

Divorce your republican husband.

How does one drink ice coffee when sleeping till noon?

Does not compute.

Praha sure is an interesting place 😉

Kauf ihn Dir. Ich hab auch noch einen im Schrank (irgendeine Sonderausgabe wegen wasweißich).

Next up: Fire floods?

Wish you guys and gals all the best. Stay safe (and dry).