Goddammit so true…I just had my first colonoscopy today 😬

This is so dumb, I love it

I wanted my name to be Jerrica for a while there

I’m neither. Just an introvert with a good imagination ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Don’t compare yourself with others - comparison is the thief of joy. And those people who have graduated are probably trying to get jobs right now. Have you seen the current job market? It’s fucking insane. I don’t know that it’ll be any better in 7 months but I wouldn’t want to be looking for a job right now. Enjoy your reprieve.

Yeah and (at least in this case) if he’s a security guard, he just walks right on in!

Breathtaking

Hey now, it was eight very strong questions!

I love this

We don’t need no water, let the motherfucker burn

Welp I don’t have children and it would be highly weird if I went around forcing other people’s kids to go play free-range so…

Man why you gotta do us like that Oatmeal

Serious question, have you considered the trades? It seems that jobs like electrician, plumber, auto mechanic, etc are a lot more secure than white collar jobs are right now, especially STEM. I know at least where I live (Philly exurbs) there’s a shortage of electricians, with only 2 going into the trade as 5 retire. You get paid during your training and through the union you get healthcare and a pension. Something to think about.

True, but kids aren’t free-range anymore the way they were when I was growing up in the '80s & '90s. It didn’t used to matter if you had a small backyard if you had a big neighborhood to roam. But from what I understand, kids aren’t allowed to just get on their bikes and go explore like they used to. Larger yards give kids a place to play, to get some fresh air and exercise instead of being indoors glued to a screen.

I mean, before the stupid challenges it was Jackass; before that it was America’s Funniest Home Videos. Dumb entertainment has always existed.

Ooh, ‘boil the billionaires’ has a nice ring to it

Animé from ages 15-18. It was the mid-to-late '90s and only the weird kids were into animé. My social life improved immensely when I grew out of that phase.

Perfection

Delco gonna Delco, we all know this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Regularly? Yes. A one-off? Not the biggest sin.