Look at how fuzzy she is! 😍

I know this is pedantic, but that’s a cross, not a crucifix. The difference is that a crucifix has jesus on it.

I only mention this because I was hoping to see a bedazzled jesus corpse and was super disappointed.

This is so real, I swear to god. I joke about how neurotic I am about housework, and my house is always pristine, but still my worst nightmare is someone stopping by unexpectedly. My house can be spick and span and I’ll still apologize for the state of it.

Yeah, I’d get the shingles vax in a heartbeat, but I’ve gotta wait another 6 years. Meanwhile I know several people who developed shingles in their forties and have lingering issues from it (particularly ophthalmic). The vaccine needs to be tested and approved for younger adults. But I doubt that’ll happen. They’ll just wait until those of us who got chicken pox as a kid are old enough for the shingles vaccine, and who cares if we get shingles in the meantime!

Yeah because itain’t the front and itain’t the back

I’m so sorry for your loss. I hope Sandy was able to give you some comfort 🤍

One doþ wonder

FTFY

Holy shit. This is either really egregious ineptitude or intentional persecution of a political “enemy” of Trump’s. I’m not sure which because Halligan is so deeply unqualified for her position. Maybe it’s both.

We had Lace Bouquet:

Queen Sandy lookin’ all easy, breezy, beautiful 🦄

Oh fuck I thought this was a bird’s-eye view of somebody’s head

I need to go to bed

Could watch a thousand times: Grease.

Ugh I love the smell of lantana 💚

Classic Wormantha.

Sephora has a boatload of products. $60 isn’t unheard of for some things like skincare, but a $60 highlighter is likely to be a luxury brand like Dior, Westman Atelier, Guerlain, or Prada. And the difference between those and less expensive highlighters is that you’re paying for the brand name. For $30-40 you can get a mid-tier highlighter like Nars, ABH, or Rare Beauty that will still be beautiful and probably has more product per dollar than the luxury brand does.

For example: the ABH Glow Seeker highlighter is $40 for 11 grams which equals $3.64 per gram

And the Dior Forever Glow highlighter is $60 for 6 grams which equals $10 per gram

People can spend their money how they want but personally I’d never pay $60 for a highlighter.

It looks like she’s at the store trying the tester. $60 for a highlighter is legit insane though.

Lightly steamed with a little lemon juice, salt, and pepper.

I’m glad you’re feeling better. Sandy is a queen as always. Barn cat!! 😻

I love this

God forbid any geldings try to say hi to us. She has absolutely no patience for little boys

I wanna be Sandy when I grow up

(Feel better, Launches!)