I feel like you get me.

That’s what cold storage is for.

And everything’s cool in the mind of a gangsta

We have something similar: we’d say someone is “all bark, no bite”.

Potato bread, lightly toasted, with mayo, slightly overripe sliced Jersey tomato, and fresh dill weed.

Or a tuna melt, but that would wreck my stomach for days.

That’s not exclusively British.

Yeah, I’ve said for a long time that Star Wars is action/adventure with scifi dressing.

I’m not sure, and I know it depends both on the severity of a person’s IBS and the type of magnesium supplement. But I drink a ton of water so I’d hate to have it supplemented with magnesium!

Man I loved Myst, this is cool!

Magnesium can cause diarrhea so, as someone with IBS, no fucking thanks.

Thank you! I hate when I ask for a burger rare and they say “oh, we only do smash burgers here.” Then I know it’s gonna be a gross fucking burger.

Go rare or go home!

Beautiful!

No, it’s Jean Luc Picard in a Professor X costume.

Homie, enjoy your incoming hemorrhoid, you’ve earned it.

These are great, I want more. The communion card was especially brutal.

Very cool!

- Happy birthday!

- Thanks, you too!

I’m not OP but here’s a sweet potato & lentil turkey chili that I make in the crock pot. It’s easy and really good!

https://funwithoutfodmaps.com/low-fodmap-turkey-chili/

Pineapple with red onion, black olives, and jalapeños

Baked chicken breasts with seasoning of your choice (tonight I’m planning to do a blend of smoked paprika, coriander, cumin, cinnamon, salt, and pepper)

Salad (mixed greens, cherry tomatoes, cucumber, avocado; for dressing I do blood orange olive oil with fig balsamic vinegar)

Farro cooked in spiced chicken broth (I use reduced-sodium broth and add paprika and a small amount of onion and garlic powders)

Freshly brewed iced tea with mint