justcoding_de@programming.devtoProgrammer Humor@programming.dev•When everyone became paranoid
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7 months agoMe, after the latest iOS update slows my aging iPad by another 20%: 🤷♂️
Me, after the latest iOS update slows my aging iPad by another 20%: 🤷♂️
Modified every boot floppy disk to display „<teacher name> is stupid“ before the prompt.
I still feel bad about that. Mr. E., if you are reading this, I‘m sorry, you were a great teacher and taught us well.
Looks like the AntMan suit to me…
I‘m pretty sure that‘s how literally everyone in their respective information bubble feels. Of course we‘re the only ones who are right ;-)
That‘s like my bank saying „Hey, use our new website, the old one will be phased out in 6 werks“.
Me: „Ok, show me my bank statements“.
Bank: „That‘s only possible on the old site“.
Not a joke, sadly.