Define “done”.

On mobile, when everyone was releasing their new voice assistant technologies, Cortana outperformed them all. On desktop I agree that Cortana was a waste of space.

I’ve been a MS products fan since Windows Phone, Cortana, and OneNote stole my heart. I loved the great features that Windows 10 and Edge provided out-of-the box. Bing provided better results than Google for some time.

But Phone was never accepted by the market, and with it, Cortana faded away. OneNote hasn’t kept up with the market, and they somehow broke the cursor on mobile. Sticky Notes lost compatibility with Dark Mode. They started pushing ads to Windows start menu, and embedded ads in Edge Collections.

Microsoft makes great software, then fuck it all up. Oh well, back to Linux.

The Israeli government is murdering children and committing war crimes, and they’re upset about what The Onion has to say about it.

Yes. I think it’s especially important for attracting (or perhaps more accurately, maintaining) new users to the fediverse.

I’m not in a position to affect change in a powerful way. So I try to stay educated and informed, I vote at the ballot box, I vote with my wallet, I donate what I reasonably can to places where I think it will help, and I speak out when it’s appropriate to do so.

He never said that stupid.

The liberal agenda is state flags with feet. At least it’s better than when they copypasta the racist confederate flag on to a state flag.

Jesus Christ.

You lost me with all the ads baked into the OS. You’re not gonna win me back with… checks notes Notepad.

Hot take: memory is pliable.

Purina had a good one that was pellets made from recycled paper. Think it was called yesterday’s news. I haven’t seen it in my local stores in a while though.

The parking lot at work is filled huge pickup trucks, while the inside of the building is filled with tiny penises.

Kevin Kline, playing Dave Kovic, playing President Bill Mitchell.

Thanks. I really needed that today.

Grays. Sports. Almanac.

The cost of freedom i guess

+1 for using dyslexic font.

I hate 3d movies. They don’t add to the story or the experience. Moreover, I find it distracting.

I played SOOO much Call of Duty that I developed RSI in my wrist.