Brb, gonna sample some sci-fi

And the Panama and Suez Canals are STILL incredibly important to global shipping, greatly shortening trade routes where rail or road simply isn’t an alternative

Canals at least it was pretty easy to see a valuable use case.

Get commerce from New York to the Great Lakes without have to sail up past Maine and then still get past Niagara Falls somehow? That’s amazing!

It just got outpaced by technology

Free Version: Full of Ads

Premium Version: First adertised as Ad Free, then within a few years Full of Ads

Extreme Version: Ad Free for now, but features segregated into additional subscriptions.

Of course, of course

Yes. Most soda in the US is sweetened with High Fructose Corn Syrup.

It creates a market for imported “Mexican Coke”, which is sweetened with cane sugar. Some smaller brands also advertise themselves as using cane sugar.

I don’t think I’ve seen a brand with it quite as boldly stated as that, though.

I don’t know what hamster meat tastes, like. But seems a strange pairing with mussels

Sodomy is going to your neighbor’s house when they have company and demanding they let you rape their guests.

It’s like the constant teases about the rapture. Go on! Leave already!

“Hey”

Classmate’s birthday? Of course not. Why go to a birthday party for someone who’s just a classmate?

I just buy Shambodyfacedishpaste with Conditioner and Fluoride, for all my cleaning needs

Walkable city: Here’s your tiny foot traffic lane. Be sure to watch for skateboards while you leave your lane to go around the columns supporting the train line.

They don’t even welcome me to costco and tell me they love me…

Starve, I guess

If only I could shop at Costco without having to go near Costco…

Customs is stressful, a burger sounds great, can I get some fries, too?

I still remember how relieved we were when my family was finally able to get that vaccine after over a year of worrying about COVID

Wouod be good support for the next big scientific push. “There was a serious ozone problem but the world workes together and the problem was solved! Science can work together with governments to do big things. We need to do those big things to curb global warming!”

Yeah?

But what about Y2K? All those programmers and companies stressed over it and nothing happened! /s