German Phone XD.

You win the thread! I would habe answered sooner but DB WiFi…

It Runs the gamut. Some people get nicknames for skills, some for mistakes, and Others for the Most obscure reasons.

Not a Veteran myself, but a civilian who used to Work in defense. The Nickname Stories are Always fascinating though.

Ah, the mythical 6th website: Full of screenshots of its fucking self.

Defense in Depth. I have 4 networks, Home, Testing, Production, Production DMZ. At each layer I use firewalls and NIPS devices. Production and Testing have a SOAR appliance tied to Zeek NDR.

I have a robust maintenance schedule with checks and security patches installed ever 2 weeks. I have everything documented, services are run in their own containers instead of on monolithic servers.

Every system and component are hardened with modified DISA STIGs. Accounts have only the access they need, and everything is well documented for continuity of Operations.

gasp They were teammates.

Most men: Wild that they only have a Stair 2 Roof Access. I wonder what happened to Stair 1?

oh man, I tried to make 2 weeks in advanced once, you know to save time.

Holy fuck, the smell. It was awful.

It is a can of Heinz Deanz.

Thank you, friend.

I have taken this suggestion, and made the appropriate update.

I cannot believe I forgot Macgyver and Jack O’Neil in one fell swoop.

Is this a Beandean?

Needs an even greatester tier with William Henry Harrison, I guess?

Excuse me, but where is the town car?

I mean, if you are going to come for me like this, it might as well be classy

Quake.

I would be so fucked.

Isildur was the only one given such an easy chance. He had the ring, at the volcano, and failed to destroy the ring …

But he was also too weak to destroy the ring when he had the chance, thus leaving the spirit of Sauron to remain and try to conquer Middle Earth.

Isildur was not the good guy in this scene… wtf?

I had this exact same thought. Like getting hit in the head by a truck of nostalgia.

Yea, but why not?

I mean, maybe we would all be much nicer to each other if we knew that the other end of our interactions were individuals.

Can someone ELI5 … or ELI haven’t seen either of these movies and don’t know if these are quotes from people involved or the general sentiment of the messages of the movies?

Edit: Thank you all for the explanations!

I need to give DC movies more credit, I think…