I do like my water to be well-cooked. Would you recommend this water cooker?
I do like my water to be well-cooked. Would you recommend this water cooker?
Thirded. Fork is great.
But I wanted to swap lives with the fish, not another idiot!
A $2/mo subscription for a fucking screensaver?!
I hope there’s a teapot hidden in there somewhere.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
Chili, nacho cheese sauce, and diced onions.
Sed Porttitor isn’t even that good, I dunno why they need it on their menu a half a dozen times.
Lil Brudder was always my favorite. He has the heart of a champion!
He’s really weird.
Take both. If anyone questions you, hit them with whichever one is in your good hand.
I read that as “water elephant” at first.
There’s a lot more chances to jump off your float for a sec and enjoy the scenery on a long lazy river than there is on a water slide.
Oh jeez, now the trolley problem has math?!
Jr Modem Engineer: Hey Steve, what should we do if their Internet is out and they want an https cert that we are unable to find?
Sr Modem Engineer: Well, Frank, glad you asked! We’ll just quietly substitute it with this random janky self-signed certificate for the modem itself instead, I’m sure that’ll solve everything!
Jr: But won’t that just obscure the real problem and overwhelm the user with a bunch of unnecessary and incorrect error messages?
Sr: Sometimes my genius is almost frightening.
It keeps the hypochondriacs from wasting resources.
Are you sure? If I was a hypochondriac, the $60/mo “Medical doctor confirms you’re fine every Wednesday” plan sounds like a pretty good deal to me.
I was skeptical of ligatures at first, too, it took me awhile to warm up to it. But yeah, love me some Fira Code now.
Hell, I’d permanently lose interest in working for a measly $55 billion.
Fair enough.
Being right and being suddenly under a car are not mutually exclusive.