tags: unbirth

Only if there was a way to sustainably provide for an older population would that be not concerning. Otherwise, it’s gonna turn convervative af everywhere pretty soon.

Kashmiri levels of cope

Fuck, I just started chewing dental gum with Xylitol for help with my teeth.

That’s why I’m glad to have lost my internal monologue. Such peace.

There’s actually a level beyond that, and it’s called Andhra spicy.

Factorio engineer.

The factory must grow.

By stealing my perfectly fine and wearable rough work clothes, claiming they are ‘unfit to wear’.

Hydrate your pasta for an hour before cooking. Not only will it not stick, burn, or have undercooked bits, but it will fully cook within a minute. So you can just put it in your sauce directly and skip the boiling step.

Funny as hell, too

Mobile phones work only near cell towers, you dunderheaded rabbit blossom

As a man, I like this arrangement better than the other way around.

Physically? True. Mentally? I need that long to gather enough horny energy.

I’m pooped if I do it more than once every 2-3 days. Sometimes go for weeks without. Guy btw. But then, we have to reload. Seems fair that people without a reload timeout should masturbate more often.

Why? Because you think only humans deserve respect and empathy, but animals are fair game? Grow a heart.

Don’t worry, we call moronic whites ‘nordic ice apes’, too.

And so is breast milk.

On the bright side, you can masturbate around them and no one will know! By smell at least.

Limited as in tourists usually only visit Bali, not that they are forbidden from visiting anywhere else.

Bali sees more than twice the foreign tourists, and is promoted more heavily by the government itself for foreigners.

No surprise that most tourists are limited to Bali.