This, but I’m spreading it on 3 day old bread for some flavour.
This, but I’m spreading it on 3 day old bread for some flavour.
For me it’s always time to watch David Pumpkins daily.
I’ve already said this, but this year’s best couples costume would be JD Vance and a couch.
Great, so now can I get an add-on to my browser that skips these?
Ever watched Bladerunner?
They’re all fake, just in case anyone’s wondering.
I like how this post turned into tips on how to kill yourself. Saving it for later.
Don’t You dare screw this up. Assisted dying is the only thing I’m looking forward to in life. And I’m 37, so I’ll need this good and running in like the next 4 years.
Considering his mental decline in the last four years, in 2028, he will only be able to get on a stage and shit himself. And people will still vote for him.
Didn’t George Carlin do this bit 2 decades ago?
Shhh. That’s the secret ingredient.
And being cool is her game.
I don’t know what I just watched. All I know is before the end of the song I was dancing naked and masturbating in front of my webcam.
I don’t know what “It” is, but the girl on the bass has it.
Girl so hot, she melted trough the ice.
When they announce a self driving Plymouth Fury, I’m out.