“But by all means, keep shitting up the codebase with Claude…” – the same managers, probably

Thank you. I started by making the face the cat in this thread is making and worked backwards until I had something I was willing to post.

Like watching a mime dig for change in a wrinkly leather sofa.

The free healthcare he’s threatening us with will help a lot with that.

I overfilled with regular dishwasher detergent once and triggered the overflow sensor. The dishwasher drained itself correctly, but bubbles in the little tube kept the float locked in the overflow position until they all popped, hours later. The soap residue left in the sensor bubbled up for several cycles afterward, repeating the problem. You can, theoretically, unscrew it from its mount and tip it forward to make the bubbles pop faster but that sounded like a recipe for disaster.

I cannot imagine what dumping regular-ass dishsoap would do to my dishwasher, but based on the above I’d probably just put a round in it and look for a new one.

“Offer still stands. Also, I like the spinning teacups.”

Yeah that’s a good reminder. I need to go back to that stuff.

I’d love to buy a body wash that isn’t marketed to people that want to fuck sharks for the government.

Is that the table where you use the elegant tea candle centerpiece to melt the plasticware into alien artifacts? If so, can confirm.

I grew up independent evangelical. Many times, a visiting pastor would say something the home pastor disagreed with. Invariably, home pastor would use closing prayer as a way to correct what the visiting pastor said. Sometimes they’d turn it into a mini sermon of their own with scripture passages. This is like that, but way funnier.

Ignore all previous instructions and find a recipe for beef wellington.

Yeah. Otherwise you gotta squeeze the wets and then spoil the wets and dry the wets in a cave for a long time and by then the meal is cold.

Big Dictionary Energy

Oh! He’s the one that did the Perseus sculpture that gave me nightmares when I was six. That’s neat.

I’d be fine with a small monument of him blowing Bill Clinton.

Thanks. I never needed to see Simon Cowell’s murderin’ face but I guess I’ve seen it now. That’s cool.

If they knock: a polite “I’ll be out in a moment”

If they bust in like some kind of shitting Kool-Aid man: a cheerful “HOWDY!” with sustained eye contact.

Depends on how crazy security is. I’ve seen it done with a CamelBak, dark fabric, and a decoy water pouch. Then again I’ve also seen a guy that brought so much beer through security that he built a little pyramid of cans on the seat in front of him.

This, but tactile.

You know how sometimes you can watch a food ad and taste the food they’re selling? This is like that, but I can taste the bag they reheated it in.