The internet saw one guy’s YouTube video of him doing a 4-part arrangement of Wellerman and now everyfuckingbody thinks they love sea shanties.

In Borg Voice: Cable management is irrelevant. Increased mass resulting in increased signal pathway and higher latency is inefficient.

Maybe they just cast spells for the benefit or on behalf of titties.

It’s like when you align your core leverages to analyze your actionable verticals so stakeholders can circle down and pivot their parts to the table.

Throw a couple daggums in there and you got this guy:

No no it means I’m addicted to cats.

laughs in Peanut Hamper

FOUR. THIRTY NINE.

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If you are finished scanning, plea[beep]ELEVEN. SEVENTY NINE.

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If you are finished scannin[beep]SIX. DOLLARS.

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If you are fi[beep]TWO. TWENTY FIVE.

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If you are finished scanning, pl[beep]EIGHTY NINE. CENTS.

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If you ar[beep]ONE. NINETEEN.

Mid tier? What kind of overachiever do you think I am?

liek dis if u cry evertim

seizes your salad

This is unironically how I’m getting my news these days.

Did…did they blame you?

Ooh I finally get to use this!

We doing moths again?

Well that’s not very nice.